Round of poker

Man, this Freud guy must of been a very clumsy fellow if he kept slipping.

Dad gives me a strange necklace and tells me to never take it off.
Mom says "Let us know if you feel anything different on a molecular level."
I am suddenly concerned for my molecules.

You are listening to New York

http://youarelistening.to/newyork

Think Rainymood, but with live police chatter, as well as an optional stream of ambient tracks to back it.

First time I tuned in, it felt like I was in a movie that just started what with the slow building up music along with the chatter. And then just as the track ended, someone reported a heart attack. Ridiculously dramatic timing.

Bureaucracy*

kuymaDEAN: I swear, this waiting around, being unable to make a difference due to bearacracy is one of the more depressing things. :/
skereton: bearacracy. Needs to be a thing

Andy: Yah, taking a break this semester to try and learn a language. We'll see how that goes :p
Dean: What language? =o
Andy: Spanish
Dean: Ah, best of luck with that. Hope immersing yourself in the language doesn't pose as much of a problem. Learning how to speak something and having no one else to talk it with is the biggest obsticle, imo.
Andy: Yah, but thankfully I've got a bunch of mexicans at work :p
Andy: That sounded racist.
Dean: Whateve's mang. 8)
Dean: Wait.
Dean: I'm not making this any better am I?

"What kind of terrible forensics officer puts the proof in the pudding?"
"But what if the proof was rainbow sprinkles?"