/fell asleep in bed
/had a dream where I fell asleep on the couch
/woke up feeling REALLY disoriented

"Hey dad,

we're gonna take a walk in the park, alright?"
"Try not to run anyone over."
"Uh. Okay. I'll be careful then."

derp

Interesting/beautiful girl asks to talk to me on skype.
I say "sure, give me a minute" so I could brush my teeth.
Realize she can't smell me over the internet.

:D ... D:

I tend to just smile, shake my head, and hope the context will jump out at me when people use words I don't understand. One time, my postmodernism professor was going on about snuff films and I had no idea what snuff films were. Like an idiot, I never looked it up until a week later. So what did I do until then? I smiled every time it was brought up. I can only imagine how horrifying that must of been.

We have to go deeper.

Well, back in my day...

Well, back in my day, we didn't cry and moan: "well, back in my day..."

Well, back in my day, we didn't meta-moan about people crying "Well, back in my day, we didn't cry and moan: well, back in my day...

I put googly eyes on my tv. I thought it'd be funny, what with the whole Nietzsche "when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you" quote in mind. So whenever I watch tv, the tv watches me too. Turns out it's more unsettling than funny though. D:

Have you ever read George Orwell?

No? George oh-well.