We have to go deeper.

Well, back in my day...

Well, back in my day, we didn't cry and moan: "well, back in my day..."

Well, back in my day, we didn't meta-moan about people crying "Well, back in my day, we didn't cry and moan: well, back in my day...

I put googly eyes on my tv. I thought it'd be funny, what with the whole Nietzsche "when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you" quote in mind. So whenever I watch tv, the tv watches me too. Turns out it's more unsettling than funny though. D:

Have you ever read George Orwell?

No? George oh-well.

I recently downloaded foxreplace. It's basically a word filter and replaces any word on a page with whatever I see fit. Recently decided to replace "war" with "shenanigans". The world is suddenly a lot more silly than violent.

"In other news, Israel declared SHENANIGANS on Palestine."

Dinner:

Forgot how to make spaghetti. Made forgetti instead.

So, let's say there's this optometrist AND HE'S A REVOLUTIONARY IN HIS FIELD! Would his work be considered glassphemey?

YOUR GRASS IS ASS.

Wait.