Bureaucracy*

kuymaDEAN: I swear, this waiting around, being unable to make a difference due to bearacracy is one of the more depressing things. :/
skereton: bearacracy. Needs to be a thing

Andy: Yah, taking a break this semester to try and learn a language. We'll see how that goes :p
Dean: What language? =o
Andy: Spanish
Dean: Ah, best of luck with that. Hope immersing yourself in the language doesn't pose as much of a problem. Learning how to speak something and having no one else to talk it with is the biggest obsticle, imo.
Andy: Yah, but thankfully I've got a bunch of mexicans at work :p
Andy: That sounded racist.
Dean: Whateve's mang. 8)
Dean: Wait.
Dean: I'm not making this any better am I?

"What kind of terrible forensics officer puts the proof in the pudding?"
"But what if the proof was rainbow sprinkles?"

My friends and I built an outpost on the border of hell in Terraria(2D minecraft), only for me to accidentally flood it with lava. This resulted in us constantly trying to flood it with water so it'd harden. And then flooding it with more lava because we didn't know what to do with all the excess water. It was a very silly process.

"Alright, the lava's gone, now about all this wate-
"WE NEED MORE LAVA."
"Can't we just get buckets and-"
"NO."

Garvey: "It is illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets." - Spongebob
Dean: Wait. Is it illegal for US to lick doorknobs on other planets or is it illegal for the people on those other planets to lick doorknobs?
Dean: This is very important information, I need to know.

I have a bad habit of reading ambitious as amphibious.

so nervous so nervous so nervous

I've been meaning to visit the hospice center to see if they want any volunteers for anything. I'd really like to work with dying people. Not so much knight in shining armor sort of deal, more out of curiosity. Butuh, dying is kind of a delicate matter. Not sure if I should show up all smiles and such for the first day.

"HEY GUYS, I'M READY TO WORK, WHOOOOOSE UP FOR SOME HOSPIIIIICE?"
:D