YOUR GRASS IS ASS.

Wait.

De Blob

So I just bought the game De Blob for the Wii. It's kind of like playing as King Midas, but instead of gold, your touch imbues a vivid fiesta of life breathing colors. It's very visually pleasing and more often than not the cities end up looking something like this. Visuals aside, every time you paint something, a short jazzy solo can be heard over the already pleasing BGM. Even cooler about the solos is that the instruments being played changes with each level and the color of paint you use. The gameplay mechanics, although a little underwhelming, can be easily looked over in the face of such pleasing visuals/sounds.

If you have a wii: get it get it get it get it.

YEEEAAAAH, XYLOPHONES

I AM SENSELESSLY HITTING RANDOM KEYS AND IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.

She asked me what I did over break. I told her that I looked at every galaxy in the known observable universe. "Huh, that's neat" she commented. She then took an uninterested bite in her sandwich.

I got a poster of a woman going "DRINK COFFEE, DO STUPID THINGS FASTER" and added googly eyes to her. She looks like she had 20 cups now.

(4:43:57 PM) Dean: er. is that juice's friend?
(4:44:08 PM) Graham: roommate, but she's my friend too
(4:44:10 PM) Dean: also is juice her real name?
(4:44:19 PM) Graham: no it's justice
(4:44:23 PM) Dean: ah
(4:44:23 PM) Graham: gksljfsd
(4:44:26 PM) Graham: justine*
(4:44:30 PM) Dean: AHAHAHAHA
(4:44:59 PM) Dean: "What're you doing tonight, Graham?"
"Oh, I've got a date...WITH JUSTICE!"

Positive humour.

Me: Do you think your blood misses you when you bleed? Cause I mean, it was a part of you and it held a place in your heart at some point in time."

Erica: D'aww. Poor blood. I think I'll write a letter to my blood every time I have a nose-bleed then. It'll say:

Dear B+,
Be positive.

Dream:

My laptop started rapping to me. In Binary.

Houstalantavegas is oddly intelligent.

http://youtu.be/zXofpDefAhg

When he says "Throw your ones up in the air" he's referring to the term, "Make it rain" which is when you throw money in the air, as if the dollars were droplets of water. So when he says "throw your ones up in the air, cause the ones you throw will get her out of Houstalantavegas", he means to make it rain on her drunken parade through turning the literal meaning of a metaphor he referenced into another metaphor.

:mindblown:

‎"It's got that new bus smell to it!...damn, I'm poor, aren't I?."

"I've never pooped in my life. Not once."
"No way, you're fulla shit!"
"Well, actually..."

meta party

"There's a party in my pants, but only ____ is invited."
"Oh yeah? Well. There's a party in my party, but only Xzbit is invited."
"Damn."

Existential water bottles.

"It's empty."
"Story of my life."

If she were a computer

and if she asked me what was my favorite part about her, I'd key in "ctrl+a".

Erica: Have you ever heard of Of Montreal?
Me: Yeah, they're from Canada right?

zombie mattress=the unbed

(8:29:17 PM) Erica: aw. for some reason i started to have an aversion to photos
(8:29:30 PM) Erica: like what if you capture a memory you'd rather forget
(8:29:36 PM) Erica: but it's there mocking you
(8:29:43 PM) Dean: D=
(8:29:47 PM) Dean: BURN EM.
(8:29:54 PM) Erica: haha
(8:30:02 PM) Dean: (the photo, not the person or place in said photo.)

After writing 4 papers on Nietzsche

"I think I've got him down to a science."
"Funny, considering how it's philosophy."

Some squids have three hearts.

If I was a squid, I'd give her all of them.

I went to space camp, but then I got bored.

So then I went camping in space.

What'd you do over the summer?

EVERYTHING.  TWICE.

The abyss

I really want to take up deep sea diving.  After having what was roughly a year long staring contest with the metaphorical abyss that is life and all its meaninglessness, I'd very much like to see a literal one.  It'd be a very meaningful thing for me to do, ironically enough.

On a scale of 1 to awesome you're super amazing.

Pancakes

There's a diner near me that has a sign saying, "Home to the world's best pancakes!"  I thought that was a rather bold claim.  So me and few other friends dawned suits and ties and headed on over there.  On arrival, we claimed to be pancake connoisseurs and we told the waitress that we have heard of their legendary pancakes.

beardean

All of my old usernames were KuyaDean or KuyaD or some variant of the sort.  Kuya in tagalog would usually mean "older brother" but was also used affectionately for male cousins.

Sometime ago though, I just stopped associating myself with that cultural identity.  No particular reason.  I wanted to make new accounts but couldn't decide on what would be the new name I would use.  Around that time I also became fascinated with bears.  No particular reason.

My anime enthusiast friend brought up Tekken's character Kuma, a bear, which in Japanese also translates to bear.  I thought of its uncanny resemblance to kuya and realized I had my new name.

Anyways, this will be where I update from here on in. My other blog (kuyad @ xanga) is still in use, but it's mostly just C+P'd im's that I figure most people will find irrelevant.